Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

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I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

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I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand how hurricane paths work

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

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Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

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It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

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I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t buy bullshit

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I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I see through liars

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

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I have a reading level above third grade

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I can count

Is it wrong that I picked to be a Christian (as a teenager/14-year-old) even with knowing all of the information about other religions/atheism?

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

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I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

What are the reasons for people being banned from social media sites like Twitter and Instagram? Why is it considered a big deal?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have complete contempt for traitorism

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I can read

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

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I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I actually pay taxes

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”